Given PBH’s recent success of declaring jihad on Natasha Mitra, I am ready to declare another jihad, this time on American society. I know, I know, it’s not Fatwa Friday, but alas, this 9 year old girl gets baked and fried to look like a fucking oompa loompa with the prodding encouragement of her mother. All so that she can look like Linsday drug-riddled, anorexic-harpy Lohan for her yearbook picture. I hate you America:
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That is extremely disturbing!
someone needs to take this girl away from her psycho mother. They really need to kill this woman. Also, tanning is really really really bad for your skin.
Ummm…child services! This girl is being abused by her mom. Scary…
I dunno, I wish I had a mom like this, because then I would have been popular / pregnant in high school.