There’s a new post-hipster, post-modern fashion craze sweeping across our Christian land, and we here at Prose Before Hos are proud to present an exposé on the latest inster fashion trends.
At a House Party:
At Work:
On Myspace:
Going to a poetry slam:
Working out:
As you can see, your typical inster is fit and literate, and enjoys coffee. Floral notes accent the vibrant colors and dyi aesthetic. This is clearly what to watch for 2008.
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ahahaha are those airplanes?
I’m glad I saw it here instead of in the Styles section of the Times. Otherwise I’d be grumpy instead of immensely pleased.
you are so hot. omg! i esp like the myspace emo one…
lisa
How is that book?
We gotta make you a star Kit. Fuck you’re good looking.
-Alec
If you care about fashion, you are not paying attention to what really matters. “Fashion” was created by Louis XIV to keep his court too preoccupied to get involved. It worked, for a while.
Having played in bands at Spaceland in Silverlake, I can assure you that the people you think are hip are some of the biggest fucking ignoramuses I’ve met in my life.
And if you stick sheet music in front of them… you get the idea.
Grow up, kiddies. It’s time to stop playing dress-up and to get serious. Learn history, or repeat it. And remember, your kids are going to see these photos are tell you you look like retards, and they’ll be right.
Yeah you fucken philistine splooge farmers, why don’t you learn something.
Ellis: Actually, I’m the reincarnation of Louis the 14th. So technically speaking, you should be using a laddle to clean up the water poops I left in my cereal bowl. Because I’m certainly not cleaning this mess up.
hmmm, I think my kids will see these pictures of my friends and me and laugh and say, wow, you all were dumb. and I’ll laugh and say, you’re no better.
sooooooooooooooo, what’s your point?
My point is that Ellis should be providing us with free enemas and eating the results.
yes sir
Good to see the Christians kids are clearly accepting of homosexuals now
uh, i have that bird tank top.
this is the height of individualism and will bring about the fall of our civilization. we have become fascinated with ourselves. but hey, enjoy the ride!
god i wish i had a dishwasher. and kit to come dance around my living room in those monster terry richardson shades. and nothing else.
god i wish i had kits chilseled good looks
kit, you’re on gawker. why did i learn about your blog BECAUSE you were on gawker? and…did you make this up, they posted it, and now your wacky joke is a thing?
Sus, correction: this is our blog. The other person being me, the guy responsible for getting Kit hammered in central park off of a 40.
Also, stop denying our friendship on myspace!
wait, that’s you? i’m so very sorry. in the meanwhile, can you explain why gawker turned so dumb?
Hey Susie, I am trying to become a model, it’s secretly always been my one and only passion. Or maybe a fashion designer, either way. In any case, I’m pretty sure the only means to this end is women’s clothing.
Best Gawker comment: So, like… is grandma’s flower vase a part of the ensemble? Maybe he even super-glued it to his sweater. Now that would be innovative.
Sus: Yes, that is me. And you better be sorry. You damned near ruined my life.
oh, geez. at least none of us is as stupid as the gawker commenters. i’m a little upset; i held those kids in high esteem.
p.s. kit, the only means to this end is to get the hell out of bloomington and move to brooklyn – preferably right to my block (which is not in bay ridge.)
can I still be f’d in the a even if I don’t live in bay ridge!??
Ummmm Kit, my friend from NYU (that coincidentally lives in Indiana) just sent me this link on facebook because we always kid that we’re “post-hipsters,” only for me to find you as the star of the article… small fuckin world.
Hanging by a moment here with you
Thanks Inster!
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TinyRevolution says it best:
Here’s Mark Twain:
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
And here’s George Orwell:
Whether the British ruling class a…
look alike?
http://www.myspace.com/cuterthanacomputer
sooooooo whoever you are.. you are very much so my very close friend’s double. to an obscene degree……. so much so that he sent me this link to show me pics and i asked him when he took the pics.
crazy crazy creepy
A poem to be read by dropping all appropiate R’s and replacing the appropriate R with an extended long E sound (just like you’re from jersey!!!)
Once there was a man with a beard.
That beard was teired
Just like he was reared.
He looked weird.
All the people leared and jeered as he neared
And they veered as he appeared
Which is what he feared.
So… He got it sheared
And now his face is cleared.