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There’s a new post-hipster, post-modern fashion craze sweeping across our Christian land, and we here at Prose Before Hos are proud to present an exposé on the latest inster fashion trends.

At a House Party:

At Work:

On MySpace:

Going to a poetry slam:

Working out:

As you can see, your typical inster is fit and literate, and enjoys coffee. Floral notes accent the vibrant colors and dyi aesthetic. This is clearly what to watch for 2008.

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  1. nelly says:

    ahahaha are those airplanes?

  2. roy edroso says:

    I’m glad I saw it here instead of in the Styles section of the Times. Otherwise I’d be grumpy instead of immensely pleased.

  3. you are so hot. omg! i esp like the myspace emo one…

    lisa

  4. alec says:

    We gotta make you a star Kit. Fuck you’re good looking.

    -Alec

  5. Ellis_Wyatt says:

    If you care about fashion, you are not paying attention to what really matters. “Fashion” was created by Louis XIV to keep his court too preoccupied to get involved. It worked, for a while.

    Having played in bands at Spaceland in Silverlake, I can assure you that the people you think are hip are some of the biggest fucking ignoramuses I’ve met in my life.

    And if you stick sheet music in front of them… you get the idea.

    Grow up, kiddies. It’s time to stop playing dress-up and to get serious. Learn history, or repeat it. And remember, your kids are going to see these photos are tell you you look like retards, and they’ll be right.

  6. Yeah you fucken philistine splooge farmers, why don’t you learn something.

  7. alec says:

    Ellis: Actually, I’m the reincarnation of Louis the 14th. So technically speaking, you should be using a laddle to clean up the water poops I left in my cereal bowl. Because I’m certainly not cleaning this mess up.

  8. AlvinBlah says:

    hmmm, I think my kids will see these pictures of my friends and me and laugh and say, wow, you all were dumb. and I’ll laugh and say, you’re no better.

    sooooooooooooooo, what’s your point?

  9. alec says:

    My point is that Ellis should be providing us with free enemas and eating the results.

  10. Ha says:

    Good to see the Christians kids are clearly accepting of homosexuals now

  11. i don't get it says:

    uh, i have that bird tank top.

  12. decline of western culture says:

    this is the height of individualism and will bring about the fall of our civilization. we have become fascinated with ourselves. but hey, enjoy the ride!

  13. nice apt says:

    god i wish i had a dishwasher. and kit to come dance around my living room in those monster terry richardson shades. and nothing else.

  14. god i wish i were you says:

    god i wish i had kits chilseled good looks

  15. sus says:

    kit, you’re on gawker. why did i learn about your blog BECAUSE you were on gawker? and…did you make this up, they posted it, and now your wacky joke is a thing?

  16. alec says:

    Sus, correction: this is our blog. The other person being me, the guy responsible for getting Kit hammered in central park off of a 40.

    Also, stop denying our friendship on myspace!

  17. sus says:

    wait, that’s you? i’m so very sorry. in the meanwhile, can you explain why gawker turned so dumb?

  18. Kit says:

    Hey Susie, I am trying to become a model, it’s secretly always been my one and only passion. Or maybe a fashion designer, either way. In any case, I’m pretty sure the only means to this end is women’s clothing.

  19. alec says:

    Best Gawker comment: So, like… is grandma’s flower vase a part of the ensemble? Maybe he even super-glued it to his sweater. Now that would be innovative.

    Sus: Yes, that is me. And you better be sorry. You damned near ruined my life.

  20. sus says:

    oh, geez. at least none of us is as stupid as the gawker commenters. i’m a little upset; i held those kids in high esteem.

    p.s. kit, the only means to this end is to get the hell out of bloomington and move to brooklyn – preferably right to my block (which is not in bay ridge.)

  21. Kit says:

    can I still be f’d in the a even if I don’t live in bay ridge!??

  22. Valerie (Jeremy's lil sister) says:

    Ummmm Kit, my friend from NYU (that coincidentally lives in Indiana) just sent me this link on facebook because we always kid that we’re “post-hipsters,” only for me to find you as the star of the article… small fuckin world.

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